USA: The Land with At Least 50 Options: A Hilarious and Eye-Opening Tour of America’s States, One Grocery Aisle at a Time by
Robert Okine
A Non-Fiction Travel Guide published by Fifty Options Press (05/03/25)
I received an Advanced Review Copy (or ARC) on Reedsy Discovery
Summary:
“The humble, beautiful, chaotic places where real food meets real life. Where culture, comfort, convenience, and chaos all live under fluorescent lights.”
This book is full of 51 short essays about each of the different grocery personalities in each state of the US (plus DC). This book is part cultural commentary and part comedic observation of everyday American life.
Keywords:
Travel, Grocery Stores, USA, Ecotourism, Humor, Essay, Shorts
My Review:
This is not a book about grocery stores. It’s a love letter, an ode, or an epic poem to the land of choices and dinner opportunities: The United States of America. The diversity of grocery stores in America reflects the diversity of the people and the experiences one might have in America.
Each short, quippy chapter describes a different state. Each state is represented by its grocery store: not just what’s on the shelves, but the vibe, the culture, and the personality. It’s like a travel guide, TL;DR, giving you a snapshot of who and what each state is and who or what the people are like in that state.
Why California first? The list is neither alphabetical nor in order of most outlandish to most ‘normal.’ It’s as if the author took the country and arranged it by feel, not geography.
Reading this, I felt like I was watching Forrest Gump when Bubba talks about shrimp. There are numerous varieties, much like the types of potatoes in Idaho or the various milk options in California.
Each word is so intentional, so well-placed, and sometimes they are in bold typeface, giving extra emphasis.
Even when the state’s grocery store stereotype leans on the obvious, it never feels lazy because it is so fun and loudly humorous. Like someone who sees America in all its absurd and beautiful forms.
Everyone eats, so everyone shops. This book is for anyone, even if you don’t live anywhere in the US but want a snapshot of what it’s like to live in any one of the different states. We are a melting pot of flavors – inside and outside of our grocery stores.
You’ll start wondering where you’d want to live, not just by climate or cost of living, but by grocery energy. (I think I identify most with Nevada, which tells you a lot about what kind of person I identify as.)
One of the most fun, funny, and sneakily accurate things I’ve read this year.
This novel was published by Fifty Options Press 05/03/25 and is available on Amazon here.
TL;DR Star Rating: 4.25
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