Author Thursdays: Attention Authors!!!

 

Goal of this meeting is establish at least one time a week to meet with location for the first meeting and to establish some/all goals of the group.
 
Meeting will consist of:

 

1. Introductions

 

2. My ideas for the direction of the group
3. Meeting times and places
4. Anything else?

Meeting Place Requirements: Local, wireless access, outlets

1. Maple Valley Library
2. Maple Valley Creative Arts Center
3. The Spot
4. Big Apple Deli
5. 9th Hole Grill
6. Original Pancake House
 
What I want from MVW:
 
1. A local writing environment geared toward authors of prose (and poetry) that encourages writing and publishing.
 
2. A writing buddy
 
3. Networking with local authors/
 
4. A group with writing events now and then such as workshops, speakers, signings, a column in the local newspaper, readings, etc
 
 

 

Toiling Tuesdays: Blanket Form

I’m so tired of filling out that ridiculous impersonal blue and white application form. I had the idea to just get a copy, fill it out and copy it. This way I can bring their own filled out form for them and not have to keep re-filling it out every time I applied for a job where I wonder if they even read it…. Would save me loads of time and annoyance plus it might show my creativity/innovation/time-saving skills.

Miscellaneous Mondays: Thought

I feel overwhelmed by the underwhelming importance of day to day life

I’ve been reading the book Big-Box Swindle: The True Cost of Mega-Retailers and the Fight for America’s Independent Businesses. It is quite fascinating and makes me sad, the kind of sad where you shake your head and purse your lips and quote from Futurama. But it’s really difficult and near impossible to change behavior and the thought behind shopping at the Big Box Businesses. For one, they provide comfort in familiarity. Sometimes I go into a local business and I’m overwhelmed by my ignorance of the appropriate sequence of events. Do I stand here or there for service? Do I ask or will they come to me? Can I touch things? Is it okay to ask for a sample? Every time you walk into the Big Box you know the sequence of events and it is comforting that you can count on the same actions repeating themselves with familiarity.

I can instantly find the nearest Big Box and google recognizes the search, even if it’s vague. I type in grocery store or restaurant and google displays so many well known and instantly recognizable names as well as some that are unfamiliar. Do I know that they have what I’m looking for? Perhaps not. Maybe some of the local stores aren’t even within instant searchable terms. I feel like the ignorant child that when asked, where do apples come from says “The store” without a second thought and doesn’t even connect the dots between tree and store to apple in hand because all that child knows is the apple from the store.

But the book points out that there is a cost, rather many costs to supporting these Big Box Businesses. They swoop in with bells and whistles when the going is good and swipe business from the local independent stores. Healthy competition right? Wrong. The Big Box Businesses undercut the local economy, siphoning money, resources, good jobs and benefits, tax revenue, and more from the local government/city and if the going gets tough they leave, creating a loss within that society. What does the local city do when a Big Box wants to move in? They welcome the business with open arms and subsidies, believing in the fake promise of growth and progress spouted by the schlubs in the industry. Yes, there is growth and progress, but only for the Big Box and the investors sitting in their cozy homes hundreds and thousands of miles from where that local Big Box is being built.

The Big Box commands so much force but where are the checks and balances? How do we keep such a beast in line? We can’t because there will always be that desperation to cling to any shred of leftovers the Big Boxes throw our way, be it donations to charities, jobs, tax revenue, or empty promises that will be forgotten in ten years time when they move on to bigger and better profits elsewhere. Don’t be that ‘elsewhere’ and take a stand for your local business.

 

Foodie Fridays: The Best Things in Life Are.. Rhubarb

In our garden the rhubarb grows wild. It is like the cockroach of the plant world because nothing will kill it. With such a free-growing bounty at our fingertips we should have food for days but alas rhubarb is one of those plants like zuchini that only has so many known applications.
Rhubarb is a very bitter/sour root (the leaves are toxic so stay away). It is most delicious when dressed up with sugar and cooked to soften.
For more information and a plethora of recipes involving rhubarb, visit:
Here are two recipes I followed with a twist. For the rhubarb love knots after I was done I put them in the freezer and made rhubarb popsicles! They were delicious!

Author Thursdays: Taglines

Who Are You, Really?

A phrase to place on your business cards, your email signoff, basically anywhere.


I wanted a phrase that spoke to how I wrote my first book. It was -loosely- based off of a dream I had but all I could come up with were:


“From dreams to words to reality”

“Author and Poet, dreaming words into reality”

“Making reality out of dreams”


I decided that they sounded too much like goals/aspirations/dreams versus vivid visions midst slumber dreams. Therefore I changed my tactic to something entirely different…

“Putting the moonwalk in my resume since 2012”

What do you think?



For more examples and information regarding taglines, visit: http://www.taglineguru.com/

Socializing Sundays: Little Gifts To Show You Care

Flowers, Chocolates, and Teddy Bears
 
These three items have been a standard in stereotypical gifts for a loved one to show that you care. How is it exactly that there is a ‘standard’ for the one unique person you care about? Surely all recipients are not the same? 
 
As a gift giver you need to show that you care about the person and not the consumer holiday. What does the person like (and it could very well be flowers, chocolates, and teddy bears) and how can you show them that you care about them in particular? 
 

I like chocolates but I despise boxed fancy chocolates because I am finicky about what I like and they always contain flavors I do not like. My chocolate favorites include confections like kit kats, twix, and haagen daz ice cream. 

 

 
I do not even like flowers, unless they are edible. If you are going to give me a living (once living) plant then it very well be edible. I have yet to receive any but I would most appreciate a tomato plant or a bouquet of tomatoes than a bouquet of something ‘pretty.’ 
 
 
 
 

I used to like teddy bears but I do not appreciate them any longer, now that I’m an adult. I think – gasp – they are useless and a waste of space. If I wanted a waste of space I would get a trophy. 

 
 
 
 
Great gift ideas come from knowing the other person more intimately, knowing what would surprise and please them. Don’t be generic, because the thanks you get will also be generic. Be original because your gift recipient is unique.